THANK YOU MAXINE WATERS
An Open Fan Letter To Congresswoman Maxine Waters
Dear Congresswoman Waters,
I must admit that in the past I have not been one of your supporters or fans. Now however, I would like to thank you for your consistent and strident attacks on President Donald Trump.
You have accomplished far more to support the causes I believe in than I ever could have done. It is my sincere hope that you will continue, even intensify your attacks and in that effort I would like to make some helpful suggestions.
First and foremost do not “sugar coat” how you feel and don’t “beat around the bush”. Lately it seems I detect a weakening in your attacks and a softening of your hatred for him. Don’t let this happen.
Second, you might want to get counsel from people like Hollywood Actor Robert De Niro on adding a little depth and color to your language when you speak to, and of the President. Mr. De Niro has a real way with colorful speech and the ability to add spice to what you say. His specialty seems to be in words beginning with the letter “F” when speaking to the media.
Third, consider adding Hollywood Actor Peter Fonda to your staff of strategic advisers. Mr. Fonda has put forth some intriguing ideas about surrounding the schools of the children of your political and policy opponents and then threatening and terrifying them so as to intimidate their parents. Brilliant thinking and ideas like this could add to your growing fan base.
Finally, consider creating a Council on Women’s Empowerment and Rights. You could ask your personal friend Former President Bill Clinton to head up this Council and perhaps strengthen its impact by asking Hollywood Film Producer Harvey Weinstein and former Democratic Senator Al Franken to Co-Chair the group. Possibly former Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner could be a consultant or media adviser for publicity for the group.
I have many other, I think worthwhile ideas but hopefully if you just implement the above it will speed along your campaign to unseat the current President.
With Kind Regards,
Bob Bandy