Waiting Your Turn 

A Diesel Powered Charger

A good friend of mine recently returned from a visit to his brother in Arizona and related to me that the Electric Vehicle Charging Station in Baker, California was 100% in use with a long line of electric vehicles along the highway waiting to get into the station for a re-charge before crossing the desert.  Sounds like fun doesn’t it.  Waiting for perhaps 1-3 hours to recharge your vehicles battery while you roast in the sun. 

It got me to thinking of  a satirical spoof article I wrote some 5 1/2 years ago about living in California with a far out in left field governor prepared to destroy the state in his quest to pursue the Climate Change Scam being forced on our states citizens.  And, he wonders why the exodus from California continues and is gaining momentum.  As Bugs Bunny used to say:  What a maroon.  This while he blows past 100 Billion Dollars on California’s High Speed Rail to nowhere which has never carried a single passenger a single mile.  (in search box type – California’s High Speed Rail 2.0 and hit enter). 

My 2017 article follows below.

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FAIR SHARE TAXES AND GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

I have information from reliable but nameless and secret sources that the State of California is very near announcement of a two fold plan for a Fair Share Universal Tax to help fund the War on Global Climate Change.

First, in recognition that exhaling releases carbon dioxide gas which is a contributor to Global Climate Change,  every resident or visitor to the State of California will be required to have a micro chip implant that will both monitor and report each time they exhale to the State of California.

This data will be forwarded to the Franchise Tax Board who will calculate the tax due and be responsible for collecting the scheduled tax from “Breathers”.  At the time of this writing the tax rate being considered is one tenth of a cent per exhale.  This may seem  a paltry sum until one calculates that the average adult respiratory rate is about 15 times per minute or 900 times per hour.  Do a little math and the average cost of exhaling in California will be about 90 cents an hour or $21.60 a day.

This tax can be avoided by simply no longer exhaling and residents and visitors can take comfort in the fact that inhaling is still free.  At least for now.

For the Second phase of this battle consideration is being given to the fact that methane is also a contributor to Global Climate Change and it is the responsibility of all of us to pay our Fair Share Tax in the battle to monitor and reduce the release of this gas into California’s breathable air resources.

It is also a scientific fact that flatulence is a major contributor to the release of methane into the atmosphere. Therefore, California is creating a new agency to monitor and tax the unwanted release of this gas.  To fund this Board and its employees a new source of revenue will be created through the establishment of a Flatulence Air Resource Tax.  (the acronym for this is  “California F.A.R.Tax”)

Under development is a new monitoring device to be worn by all residents and visitors on the rear upper portion of the thigh which will sense, tabulate and report to the Board all releases of methane gas by the wearer.

The Board will then forward this information to the California Franchise Tax Board who will be responsible for billing and collecting the approved tax.  At this writing a rate of $1.00 per release is under consideration.  Think of it as an exhaust gas tax.

Taxpayers can avoid this tax by simply not releasing any methane gas through the monitored process.

The State agency for this Board is reporting some difficulty in recruiting, hiring and training workers who will be responsible for checking and monitoring individuals at random to be sure they are wearing the methane release and sound monitoring device and that it is working properly.

Formal announcement of this new Fair Share Tax and implementation of monitoring should be released through the media within the next 60 days.

All tax rates are subject to review and increase depending on Battlefield Assessment Reports from the ongoing War against Global Climate Change and subject to review and correction by former Vice President Al Gore.

What could possibly go wrong? ( Bob Bandy – Nov 2017)

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And the governments Climate Change Follies continue at a state and federal level.

Bob Bandy – April 2023

Central Bank Digital Currency

The risks associated with a CBDC are endless because government’s authority will grow stronger.  It is all about control.

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…..So they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.  Revelations 13:17

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FACT

AT SOME POINT IN TIME, DATE TO BE DETERMINED, ALL THE COINS AND CURRENCY IN CIRCULATION WILL HAVE TO BE SURRENDERED TO THE GOVERNMENT AND EXCHANGED FOR DIGITAL ONLY CURRENCY.  ANY PAPER MONEY OR COINAGE NOT EXCHANGED BY THAT DATE WILL BE WORTHLESS AND NOT SPENDABLE IN COMMERCE.  IT WILL BE JUST SO MUCH SCRAP PAPER AND JUNK METAL.

“WE ARE YOUR GOVERNMENT AND ARE HERE TO HELP YOU”

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A WHIMSICAL AND EVEN CYNICAL LOOK AT WHAT WE CAN EXPECT FROM OUR LORDS IN WASHINGTON IN A REAL WORLD COMING EVENT

We are being told that we are within perhaps months of our government converting most of us (ruling class excepted)  to a digital currency and cashless society.  All of us would have an individual digitized sort of “pre-paid” “debit” card.  At some point in the future it is planned that you will no longer need to carry a card, your number could simply be implanted by tattoo in your forehead. 

Digital currency is already being launched in Europe and will likely be implemented here in the U.S. in a similar way.  In at least one country it is being introduced with transactions above $1,000 being allowed only with digital “currency” during the initial phase.  No cash, no checks, no paper currency, no magic beans, no IOU’s, zero, zip, nada.  Only digital transactions.  During the introductory period “regular” cash, checks and credit card transactions will be permitted for transactions of less than $1,ooo.

HERE IS WHAT WE IN THE UNITED STATES CAN EXPECT

First: A Government announcement which will sound something like this: 

Your government has put together a carefully selected diverse committee to implement a transition and evolution from a tired and failing system of coins, currency and checking accounts to an equitable and inclusive 21st Century method of handling all your financial needs. 

This committee was comprised of carefully selected and  trained experts in financial management in a Diverse, Equity and Inclusive environment and whose members had previously honed their financial skills at the Silicon Valley Bank in California.  Heading up this committee was the Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris, to share her own skills, expertise and articulate style to fine tune the conversion plan.  

Also joining the committee were members of the Treasury Department and Federal Reserve to share their expertise in proper money discipline and management with their years of experience in managing and growing the nations 31+Trillion Dollar Debt.  A further addition to the team was  Congress person Alexandria Ocasio Cortez with her degree in Math and Finance.  One of the committee members was overheard welcoming “AOC” to the committee, adding something about a fish needing a bicycle.

In her opening statement to the committee Vice President Harris stated that it was her intent to lead them as they plan their work and work a plan and then implement the plan to work with the American people on a financial plan in a planned way that will work for them as they plan their financial futures.  Also something about a yellow school bus and craters on the moon but not all of it was caught in the recording.  The Vice President also shared with them her personal six ‘P’ guide for success: 

“People Planned Plans Provide Plan Performance” 

Rollout of the approved plan is expected as soon as the Committee’s chosen Digital Currency Czar and Administrator, former Congress person “Fast Freddy Finegold” is released from prison on his conviction for Racketeering and Credit Card Fraud.

Second:  Expect Government to roll out a carefully crafted introduction to sell you on this new Digital Currency by pointing out all the benefits of the plan.  For example; you will no longer need to plan your own finances, handle filthy currency, write checks or even make sometimes difficult buying decisions.  Since all of your information, supplied by metadata algorithms from Google, including medical history, past purchase records, food preferences, etc. etc. will be stored on your new digital money card.   A no name, faceless bureaucrat in a cubicle in Washington D.C. or perhaps an A.I. Robot, will be able to “help you” discipline your spending with a few keystrokes by activating or deactivating your digital currency for certain items.  Limit or prohibit your purchase of gasoline for your car for example. They/it can even allow you to purchase only certain WOKE approved products from certified WOKE approved companies.  This will make your shopping decisions much easier.  Feeling better already aren’t you!

Third: Expect the government to extol the potential crime reduction possibilities by making it more difficult to engage in criminal activities.  In concept, if you do not have any cash available, your street corner seller of illegal drugs is not going to sell to you.  However, not to worry, the criminal element will always find a way around any laws.  Your local dealer might not be able to sell you Crack Cocaine but he can sell you a bag of dried fish or whatever (wink – wink).  The same with all other criminal endeavors.  You don’t really think the drug cartels, organized crime or disorganized crime will simply go out of business do you?  Remember Prohibition?

Finally, take comfort in the fact that the Committee had the complete plan and all its details declared “Top Secret” and the “Eyes Only” Document securely placed in a half empty case of “Bud Light” stored on a shelf behind President Biden’s Corvette in his Delaware residence garage.  Further security is provided by a $4 Chinese combination padlock on the garage door with only the President, his son Hunter and one un-named business associate having the combination to the padlock.  That should do it.

“The Plan” of course excludes the Ruling Class. Their “Digital Currency Cards” will have no spending limits, no “disciplined” bureaucratic monitoring, no tracking of what they buy,  just unlimited buying power without explanations or consequences.  

What could possibly go wrong.  Your Government at work.

Bob Bandy – April 2023

“You maniacs! You blew it up!”

“Colonel Taylor” – Charlton Heston

Remembering the final scene from Planet of the Apes (1968)

IN THE NEWS 

China and Russia form a strategic alliance with former U.S. ally Saudi Arabia and current U.S. foe Iran to control world oil supply and new “standard” currency

U.S. Strategic Oil Reserve at lowest point since 1984 – 27 months ago we were energy independent

U.S. Military weakened by WOKE regimen and unmet recruitment goals

U.S. Economy in peril from high interest rates, inflation and Dollar credibility

The U.S. National Debt is so high the Government cannot pay current interest rates on its debt

WOKE State of Oregon will not allow “Christian family” to adopt children

America’s Churches under attack by “Trans” Gender & LGBTQ+ activists

States allowing young children to receive life altering gender mutilation surgery without parental consent

Destructive Critical Race Theory – Diversity, Equity & Inclusion Training required for employment

Report: 40+% of American Households two paychecks away from being homeless

Annual Fentanyl poisoning deaths exceed all deaths in Vietnam War and President Biden will not condemn China for providing the materials for its making to the Mexican Drug Cartels

Homelessness, crime, drugs, corruption destroying major “Blue” cities

Biden family receives Million Dollar payments from Chinese firms controlled by Chinese Communist Party

Equal Justice for all compromised by Politicized (In)Justice Department, FBI & Courts

Drag Queens in Women’s Undergarments perform provocative sexualized dances in front of small children

and the list goes on and is growing every new day

To the folks in Washington D.C. implementing and allowing the above: 

“You maniacs – You are blowing it all up”

Government – you are destroying our children and grand children’s future!

“If you can greatly weaken the traditional family, discredit the Church and the people can no longer trust their government, you can destroy a nation.”  This is an action plan for an American hater like George Soros.

Are you angry yet? 

Bob Bandy – April 2023

FOX NEWS

California will spend about $30 million to build 1,200 small homes across the state this year, Gov. Gavin Newsom announced Thursday, part of a plan to help house the nation’s largest homeless population and to address an issue that has persistently plagued the state during the governor’s time in office.

California Governor Gavin Newsom’s 30 Million Dollar Homeless Solution

Being a good citizen and wanting to help our Governor out I want to look at his plan and see if I could make some helpful suggestions.

First I have a few questions which I am sure he can answer easily.

I will start with asking if any of his advisors and planners own a calculator?  I do and I divided his 30 Million Dollar plan by the 1,200 Tiny Homes he wants to build.  Using his numbers the cost for each Tiny Home will be $25,000.  These homes, some as small as 120 Square Feet, can be assembled in 90 minutes.  On my calculator that would make the cost $208 per square foot.

Second, in addition to the above photo I noted the governor looking at various other models which reminded me greatly of the Tough Shed line available at Home Depot.  For example, the one pictured below which is a 20 feet x 8 feet (160 Square Feet) model which they sell for $3,195 (MSRP $3499.95).

Now I am just an average guy but it would seem to me that $3,500 is a whole lot less than $25,000 and you could even add a few amenities and furnishings for a couple of hundred dollars more.  And they have lots of other models available for under $5,000.

So, why are you budgeting $25,000 for the Governors equivalent “Tough Shed” type Homeless Dwelling when it could be provided for a whole lot less money?

I am not, but many others might suggest that this is just a grossly overpriced “Pork Barrel” project our Governor will be handing off to one of his Silicon Valley Bank Club “Buddies” and  supporters. 

There are many others who also believe the California High Speed Rail To Nowhere 100 Billion Dollars (and growing) project is a political payoff to “Organized Labor” – like the Operating Engineers Union for example. For more on California’s High Speed Rail debacle type:   High Speed Rail 2.0   in the search box in the left column of this page and hit enter on your keyboard.

Still other questions:  Will these “Tiny Homes” be equipped with plumbing, heating, air conditioning and electrical service?  Will they meet the State and County strict codes for occupancy?  Is there infrastructure (water, sewage etc.) in place to service them?  Knowing the health and safety habits of 90% of the homeless, who will be providing maintenance, cleaning, disposal and sewage service?  Are funds going to be made available to clean up what’s left of them after about one year of “occupancy” and they become a ramshackle slum?

Last question.  What I, and I think most taxpayers want to know is:  Why does the State of California, its Counties and Cities keep coming up with Mega Million Dollar solutions to the homeless crisis (and other problems) and a year or two later the money is gone and the problem keeps getting worse but the Politicians and their Rich Supporters, Labor Unions etc., get richer and richer while the rest of us struggle to pay our energy bills and buy groceries?  

I was raised to believe that the first, and primary obligation of government is to keep its citizens safe and living in a clean, sanitary environment. Yet our cities streets are filled with crime, drug dealers and filth.  Please tell me why this is so Governor.

Bob Bandy – March 2023

SILICON VALLEY BANK

R.I.W.P.

(Rest In WOKE Peace)

To steal an old saying:

Giving Tens of Billions of Dollars to a bunch of WOKE Bankers

is like giving whiskey and your new car keys to a teenager.

The collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank has created some level of chaos in the Financial Markets.  I am no expert on banking and my own experience over the years has been that my own bank is not my friend and the most I can hope for is that they would keep my meager savings safe from robbers. 

We are told now that those who had money in Silicon Valley Bank will be reimbursed by the Federal Reserve even if their deposits exceeded FDIC Insurance limits.  The fact that many of these depositors were heavy Democratic Donors and had Millions of Dollars on deposit at SVP is, I am sure, a coincidence and had nothing to do with Joe Biden’s decision.  Our President has said this will happen without impacting taxpayers.  This is code speak to say the Federal Reserve with some smoke and mirrors will fire up the printing presses and simply print the Billions of Dollars to cover the losses of the banks failures.

It is widely reported in the media that the Silicon Valley Bank was proudly WOKE and practiced “Diversity – Equity – Inclusion” as a corporate theme.  I believe their resultant failure is what happens if you let your political and social agenda take priority over a sound business agenda.  Gets me to thinking……..

A new baseball season is starting and teams are forming.

Manager number one calls in his recruiters and scouts and gives them the following instructions:   Go find me players who want to play on a winning team.  Players who are focused on being the best and work hard at it for the good of the team and their fans.   We want players who can excite the crowd with their excellence on the field that will bring the fans back game after game wanting more.  I don’t care what color they are, what their nationality is, what their religion is, what they do in their free time, what their politics are or their sexual orientation.  Keep all that off the field.  Whether we are at practice or in a game we are a team and play as a team with a common goal.  Never lose sight of the fact that we are on that field to play Baseball, not make political statements.

Manager number two calls in his recruiters and scouts and gives them the following instructions: This is the 21st Century and we want to build a team that “looks like America”.  Find players who are an obvious cross section of our Diversity – Equity – Inclusion goals.  Recruit equal numbers of  Black, Brown and White players and be sure to include a token Asian.  We want to show fans a cross section of Transgender, Gay, and physical diversity.  At the end of each inning have the players rotate to new positions so they get the full benefit of “Inclusiveness”. All practice sessions will include Critical Race Theory training as well as Gender Options Studies and, of course, lessons in Diversity, Equity and Inclusiveness.  We want players who are socially involved.  Players will be excused from practice to attend important events such as “Climate Change”, Black Lives Matter and similar rally’s.   Players should be encouraged to promote their “Diversity” on and off the field and especially when interfacing with the media.  Players need to understand that it’s not important whether we win or lose a game.  Our goal is to showcase “Diversity – Equity – Inclusion” to educate fans attending the game.

Which team do you think has the best chance to win a championship?

Now apply these same principles to our Military and other public service where real teamwork and common goals are critical.  If your first priority is having a WOKE agenda of Diversity – Equity – Inclusiveness what you end up with is what we in the military used to call a group of monkeys playing football. 

Are you scared yet.

Bob Bandy – March 2023 

The Toronto Star

“WINK – WINK”

A MAN ASKS HIS FRIEND: “HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE?”

HIS FRIEND ANSWERS: “NOT A WINK”

The one thing in this world that is often more damaging than an outright lie is a partial truth which is in reality a lie covered with the lipstick of a misleading truth.  For example: Our President recently said that illegal border crossings had decreased by 97 percent from three countries.  What he did not say was that illegal border crossings from the other 101 countries invading our southern border had actually increased. 

But, he is not alone.  Politicians, Advertisers, Attorneys and many others in our human race do the same thing.  Sometimes it is to get you to buy their product.  Sometimes it is to escape punishment for a misdeed.  Sometimes it is simply intended to misdirect your attention just as a magician gets you to focus on the shiny object in his right hand while his left hand picks your pocket.

With politicians it has become a true “Art Form”.   Politicians send  spokespersons out with a line like:  “Senator Foghorn” is aware of the tax burden you are suffering from and has his team working on a solution to hold down your taxes by having those greedy rich corporations pay their “fair share”.   Senator Foghorn is fully aware that corporations don’t pay taxes…..  their customers do.  If you raise corporate taxes the corporation must raise the price on the shampoo they sell to pay the taxes.  Ultimately the customer pays those taxes in the form of higher prices.

Advertisers do much the same thing with “weasel words” in their ads.  Phrases like “Big Beefy Taste” (no Beef) or “Chocolatey” (no chocolate).

A good example of a government “spin” is the 2022 Inflation Reduction Act.  The name of the act is itself a “spin” because it will not only not reduce inflation, it will cost 20 Billion Dollars in new taxes and will actually increase inflation. 

A SPIN CITY NARRATIVE

Conrad Blowhard is the Mayor of Spin City, California.  His city has become infested with homeless encampments and vagrants numbering in the thousands.  To some this would seem a problem but Mayor Blowhard sees an opportunity.  

He will convince his City Council that in an effort to help the homeless and decrease their numbers on the cities streets and alleys he would like them to pass a funding bill in the amount of 80 Million Dollars with the proceeds dedicated to renovating a dilapidated, nearly abandoned hotel down on “Skid Row” and convert it’s 80 rooms into housing for the homeless.  The City Council passes the funding request and pats themselves on the back for “caring” about the homeless.

Closed bidding contracts are let out to major contractors who are supporters and donors to the Mayor for the work to be done.  A ceremonial event is held at the Foggy Bottom Hotel with the Mayor swinging a sledge hammer through a faded door of a shoddy 200 square foot room in front of live television cameras.  Everybody applauds.

Work begins.  Some effort is made to rid the building of most of the rats, termites and other vermin which infest it.  The leaking roof is patched.  Contractors workers “freshen up” the rooms with new paint, carpet, updated (cheap) fixtures from China and new window coverings.  Cost per room innovated is $400,000.  In addition, the hotel gets a new name:  “NEW BEGINNING’S” and a single fresh coat of exterior paint. 

Grand Opening Day arrives.  Brass Bands and Ribbon Cutting.  Mayor Blowhard and City Council members make grandiose speeches about how they have solved the cities Homeless Crisis.  A few ragged homeless people are seen entering the building to take occupancy of their renovated 200 square foot “apartments”.

The Mayor’s handpicked contractors, sub-contractors and suppliers go out and spend their profits on new boats, sports cars and luxury vacations but not forgetting to “tithe” back some of those profits to the Majors campaign re-election coffers.

The 80 “new” tenants of the once dilapidated hotel settle in and begin the task of de-renovation on the hotel to turn it back into a Skid Row Manor.  

The whole process is “spun” as a huge success and praise and credit is layered on all who participated in the project.  What could possibly go wrong.  Housing was provided, at least temporarily, for 80 homeless people for only 80 Million Dollars.  “WINK – WINK”.

Bob Bandy – March 2023

P.S. I would like to give inspirational credit to Michael J. Fox and his long ago television series “Spin City”.